New Apple device

by Mark on 2007/11/29

This is great. A very functional extremely impressive device from apple that integrates with the best body part in the world… boobs

Apple Computers announced today that is has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in a women’s breast implants!

The iBoob will cost between $499 and $599 for 4 and 8GB models respectively.

This is a considered to be a major breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

THANKS APPLE!!! everyone is happy now!

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